Weekly Highlights from our Conservative Overlords

Weekly Highlights from our Conservative Overlords

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Trolling the Comment Pages #5 - Tariffs

I actually think that people thought I was a crazed right winger with this post.  This was actually a response to some dude claiming, without provocation, that all the "lefties" were going to be up in arms about getting rid of dairy and poultry tariffs.  It seemed very arbitrary that you could just assign a position to people and then argue that they are idiots for believing in something that they never claimed to believe in.  Hence this:

This was brought up at the last Left Wing meeting a few weeks ago. I remember that it was near unanimous that all left wingers would sooner die than give up the dairy and poultry tariffs that we have fought so hard for. We couldn't come up with a rational explanation for why we would take such a position. Somebody quietly murmered "Jobs?" and we all cheered!

It's upsetting that you have stumbled upon our true intentions and pointed out how ridiculous the left wingers are for supporting the position that you've fabricated and assigned to us.

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