I actually think that people thought I was a crazed right winger with this post. This was actually a response to some dude claiming, without provocation, that all the "lefties" were going to be up in arms about getting rid of dairy and poultry tariffs. It seemed very arbitrary that you could just assign a position to people and then argue that they are idiots for believing in something that they never claimed to believe in. Hence this:
This
was brought up at the last Left Wing meeting a few weeks ago. I
remember that it was near unanimous that all left wingers would sooner
die than give up the dairy and poultry tariffs that we have fought so
hard for. We couldn't come up with a rational explanation for why we
would take such a position. Somebody quietly murmered "Jobs?" and we all
cheered!
It's
upsetting that you have stumbled upon our true intentions and pointed
out how ridiculous the left wingers are for supporting the position that
you've fabricated and assigned to us.
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