2011-2015 Harper Government Wrap-up

The problem with writing about politics, is you generally find an audience that has already come around to your way of thinking.  That’s not a very good way to change minds at election time.

So I’m trying to shift my perspective a tiny bit and trying to think up ways to convince people that a vote for Steve is a really bad idea.  Of course, I’m never going to convince the diehards, but maybe there are some soft supporters that can be shown the value of voting for somebody else?  In order to do that, I need to try to understand their motivations.  Which is hard.  I’ve been so buried in this stuff for years and years, I can’t imagine a valid justification for voting Conservative.

So I will try to appeal to the people that haven’t been sucked so far into the weeds.  And I think if you talked to the average soft Conservative supporter, they would probably be drawn to one issue.  Taxes.  I’m not going to waste time arguing with you about the value of taxes, the progress of society and the greater good.  I’ll spot you this point and begrudgingly accept that there is an argument for paying less tax.  But I’m going to show you the cost of those tax cuts you so badly crave.

The other problem I am facing here is that generally when you’re against something, people assume you are for something else.  Life would probably be easier if I felt super passionately about either Mulcair or Trudeau.  Both have their moments, but I can understand the hesitation people are feeling.  But that is no reason to avoid change.  Either is a far better option that what we have now.  My best case is a minority featuring anybody but Harper, and then the country mobilizes to force some kind of meaningful electoral reform.  So please.  Read this post.  Visit the Threehundredeight riding projection tool, and vote for the candidate that has the best chance to unseat Harper.  And then write your MP and tell them to change this stupid system.

And I've been told to make things more interesting with photos, so I've gone a bit overboard.

They didn’t actually balance the budget

“Balanced budgets” are a big talking point this election.  Mulcair is promising them, and Steve speaks of them like they’ve been a regular occurrence over the last few years even though…well.  But everybody needs to be reminded…this government has produced precisely one balanced budget, and they resorted to a whole bunch of shenanigans to make it happen.

• We robbed from the EI program
• We sold a bunch of GM shares (and lost money in the process)
• We didn’t spend a bunch of planned spend on important programs

So ya, if you sell your house and rob your savings account, anybody can balance a budget.  Let us also remember that this “balanced budget” was delayed for months due to “unforeseen global events”.  How come every shock to the economy is a “global economic force that we have no control over” and every piece of good news is “sound financial management”.  The Cons have blamed all of the bad news this year on lower oil prices that nobody could predict…except for Thomas Mulcair who warned us about this years ago and was soundly mocked for it in a series of attack ads.

And then, when asked how we can afford all of the freebies (over-stated freebies) announced in the lead-up to the election (while using atypical benefactors to prove out the benefits), Joe Oliver joked that he’d leave it to Stephen Harper’s grand-daughter to solve that problem.  She’ll also have to solve our climate change problems, so it looks like a tough go for her.

What about jobs?  They created jobs, right?  Unfortunately, all those job creation numbers have included jobs we’ve taken away from Canadians and filled with temporary foreign workers.

They didn’t really balance the budget.  They haven’t been that great for the economy.  If that is your reason for voting Conservative, you should really put some thought into it.

They’ve wasted a piss tonne of money

Of course, “saving money” goes hand-in-hand with “balanced budgets”.  The Conservatives are all about “saving you money”.  Unfortunately, this government has pissed away a lot of dollars.

To me, the most egregious of crimes is this fascination with spending hundreds of millions of dollars on self promotion (including millions just on Facebook ads).  The Harper Government has turned publically funded political advertising into an art form.  Literally hundreds of millions ($750 million is the last number I saw) have been spent on advertisements, many for borderline or blatantly partisan issues.

But they also seem to love lawyers.  We’ve spent another boatload of money ($7 millionish) defending (and losing) court cases brought against some of their awful legislation:

• Veterans seeking benefits
• One lady trying to wear her niqab
• Assisted suicide
• Medical marijuana
• Cuts to refugee health care
• Online privacy
• Senate reform
• Sentencing requirements
• Early parole
• Prostitution
• Safe injection sites
• “Safe countries” lists to prevent certain refugees
• Supreme Court appointments

That’s before we start talking about the millions required to audit the Senate and defend Conservatives from election fraud charges, amongst other criminal things.

Want some more?

$200,000 to re-open our embassy in London.

$265 Million to detain refugees.

Selling off our Wheat Board to foreign interests for a song.

$500 million on an ineffective bombing campaign against ISIS.

$45,000 so that Steve could enjoy a baseball game in New York.

Millions for Steve’s extra-long election campaign.

$1.2 Billion on a new CSEC spy headquarters.

Untold millions on bungled defence procurement.

$5.7 Million to expand our sealing industry.

Millions on photo shoots ($7 million, according to the Liberals).

And the grand-daddy of them all…$3.1 Billion, just sort of up in smoke.

These guys aren’t for a “small government”.  They just have a more self-interested way of wasting your money.

They’re actively working against the collection of science and data

Knowledge, facts and data are all generally considered to be good things.  If you want to make sound policy decisions, you generally want as much (factual) information as possible.  And if you don’t know about a topic, you’ll consult an expert.  Unfortunately, this government does not agree with this methodology.

The war on government scientists is well documented.  From dismantling libraries with irreplaceable research to just making shit up about things to suit your purpose, the disdain for science has been talked about ad nauseum.  I’ll just leave you with some of links if you want to dig in to it.  Here.  Here. Here.

But what about the census?  The Conservatives caved in to their afraid-of-the-Gummint crowd and scrapped the mandatory long form census because it was “too intrusive”.  What has that done?  It’s destroyed our long term data tracking.  It’s resulted in StatsCan putting disclaimers on their data.  It’s impacted our ability to make good decisions.

But maybe that’s the point?  Maybe when your decisions don’t make any sense, you don’t want more pesky data pointing this out?  I mean…we’re “tough on crime” even though the statistics have been pointing in the right direction for years.  What’s the saying?  If it ain’t broke, change all sorts of shit?

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But it’s not just data.  It’s a wilful disregard of experts.  We don’t want Insite, even though it has been proven effective.  The Kits Coast Guard Base wouldn’t have helped with the Vancouver oil spill, even though the former Captain says precisely the opposite.  They told the RCMP they have to keep using fur hats that they don’t want.  They told the Border Services they had to keep filming a TV show they didn’t want to be involved with.  They killed a program that successfully re-habilitated sex offenders (because who wants those guys to get better, right?)  They rejected a recommendation to ban generic oxycodone.  They rejected a plea for increased legal aid funding.  They rejected research showing the harms of their prostitution policies.  Hell, they can’t even get their own “experts” to agree on things and have put out reports that contradict their own policies.  Nobody knows better than this government, even if it’s their life’s work.

Worse than this…is the appointment of political/partisan/compromised hacks to important postings.  A Kinder Morgan exec. gets appointed to the National Energy Board.  The Minister of Environment is a climate change sceptic.

If you don’t vote for them they don’t really want you to vote

The Conservatives decided that they’ve had enough with people cheating in elections, even though they’re the only people that seem to get caught cheating in elections.  And they came up with the “Fair Elections Act”.  I’m just going to crib directly from my 2014 round-up here: 

• Removed investigatory power from the Chief Electoral Officer
• Takes away their ability to advertise to “get out the vote” 
• Gives incumbent MP’s the power to appoint key election workers 
• Requires ID to vote and takes away vouching
• Makes it super difficult for expats to vote
• Creates a loophole to spend limitless sums of money to communicate with previous donors
• Allows for scrutineers to use smartphones and tablets (and gave the Conservatives a head start on an app via a potential conflict of interest)

This is all bad enough, but then several of them started making up stories about rampant voter fraud to justify the changes (don’t worry, they looked into it and decided not to investigate themselves).  Then it came out that they didn’t consult with the Chief Electoral Officer before they wrote the bill (or the guy that will be taking over investigations from him), and they bastardized the conclusions of a report to justify their actions.  And then they decided to limit debate on the bill, because why worry about discussing such things? 

They’re xenophobes that have diminished our status on the world stage

Canada used to have a proud place in this world.  We used to be a place that the downtrodden looked to for safety.  Be it refugees, war torn countries, or just anybody looking for a sound, middle of the road view of the world.

Somehow, we’ve turned into a Xenophobic mess.  I talk a bit more about this in another post I put up recently.  We’ve turned into a country that goes to court (and loses) in an effort to deprive refugees of health care.  We’ve turned into a country where our Minister repeatedly refuses to answer questions about just how many refugees we’ve taken on and resorts to nonsense to defend his actions.  We’ve turned into a country where the Prime Minister resorts to nonsense facts and statistics to justify and hide his inaction.  We’ve decided that we’d rather let people buy their way into the country, even though it’s been proven that these rich immigrants provide less benefit to the country than refugees.  Always remember, this is what Conservatives think of refugees.

We’ve also decided that Israel is an ally above reproach and deserves our unconditional support.  We’ve literally started to label any criticism anti-Semitism and discussed making it a hate crime.

We’ve also decided that business trumps rights oversees.  We’re selling Saudi Arabia weapons and totally ignoring their human rights abuses.  We’re letting our mining companies do unspeakable things with no oversight.  We even argued that it wasn’t so bad to sell asbestos to third world countries.

Worst though is that the Conservatives are using all of this to stoke hatred and drum up support.  A “barbaric cultural practices” tipline?  Further expansion of the niqab ban?  More stripping of citizenship?  Unbelievable.  Un-Canadian.

They’re a band of fucking morons

Every party has their dipshit that they hide away in the back benches.  Unfortunately, this party is almost entirely dipshits.

We’ll start with Minister Leona Aglukkaq.  So awful, I’m just going to pull in what I wrote about her in January.  She just can’t stop stepping in it lately, in loud, embarrassing fashion.  It’s difficult to even understand some of her spats.  Her most recent involves a spat with a Deputy Mayor in Rankin Inlet, after said Deputy Mayor suggested some people were so hard up in his community, they were foraging at the local dump for food.  Leona may or may not have phoned him and demanded an apology.  And she may or may not have threatened to sue him.  But she did most certainly read a newspaper in the House of Commons as debate over the incident swirled around her.  She actually apologized for this, which almost knocked her off the top of our list.  But alas, no.

I’ll remind you that this lady is our Minister of the Environment, and she is a climate change skeptic.  And doesn’t seem to give a shit about the environment.  Her response for why Canada doesn’t do anything about Global Warming?  Well, Canada only puts out 2% of Global GHG emissions, so why bother.  That’s 0.5% of the World’s Population putting out 2% of the emissions...but who cares about things like that?  She also just kind of tends to make things up when asked to defend ourselves.

At least she has her boss' support in not doing a fucking thing about the environment and in not worrying at all about reaching the laughably terrible targets that we have set.

Also amazing is that this is the woman who decides what makes it onto the Endangered Species List.  She doesn’t have a problem with hunting polar bears.  Or seals.  Seems to think there is no reason to block the international trade of 76 endangered species.  Or caribou.  And has terrible manners.  And seems to be delusional about our place in the world.   And uses her position to speak out against Greenpeace.

Or how about Senator Don Meredith, who has degrees from imaginary Universities.  He also flew to Washington for a prayer meeting after it was specifically not approved.  With his wife.  Business Class.  This was all before he was accused of having an affair with a teenager.

I’ll just post this photo here to remind you that Senator Mike Duffy exists and we don’t need to talk about him.

What about fall guy Michael Sona?  The only person convicted in the RoboCalls scandal.  Somehow.

MP Dean Del Mastro is a favourite of mine.  It started when he made a tearful plea to be charged or to be let off the hook for his election expense inproprieties.  So he was charged.  And found guilty.  But also found time to bully and intimidate witnesses.

Senator Pamela Wallin, who expressed regret for re-paying her fraudulent Senate expenses.

MP Peter Penashue was also forced to step down over election campaign donation issues.  Luckily he lost the by-election.  And his agent plead guilty to charges related to the incident.

MP Ted Opitz exceeded his campaign limits in 2008.

And MP James Bezan also had some problems with his finances.

Minister Chris Alexander is terrible at his job, as has been fairly well documented over the last few months.  My favourite is when he hung up on As It Happens when they asked him some questions that he couldn’t answer.

MP James Lunney doesn’t believe in evolution.  “It’s just a theory”.

MP Diane Ablonczy resorted to fear-mongering and muslim tropes during hearings into Bill C-51.

MP Wai Young suggested that Jesus would support Bill C-51, and also that if it had been in place the Air India bombing could have been prevented.  But then again...maybe she knows more about this than the rest of us do?

It wasn’t enough that MP Rob Anders fell asleep (repeatedly) on the job, including right in the House of Commons.  He’s also re-iterated his disdain for Nelson Mandela, claiming he’s nothing more than a terrorist.

MP Maurice Vellacott handed out Queen’s Jubilee medals to two women repeatedly convicted of criminal harassment over abortions rights issues.

MP Bob Dechert had a “flirtatious relationship” with a Chinese journalist(/spy?).

MP Cheryl Gallant raised money to fight against the tyranny of incandescent light bans…put in place by her government.  She's also campaigning as the only one to save Canada Post from the cuts that her party introduced and that she voted for.

Paul Calandra embarrassed himself in the House of Commons by refusing to come remotely close to answering a question, much to the delight of the clapping seals standing behind him.  His excitement was short lived though, as he was forced to apologize after getting hung out to dry by his party.  It did give us this though, which was awesome.

Minister Bev Oda lived it up in London with expensive hotel swaps and orange juice.  She also required a limousine when a minivan just wouldn’t do.  She is kind of a bad ass though.

MP John Williamson suggested that it doesn’t make sense to pay “whities” to stay home so that we could bring in “brown people” as temporary foreign workers.

MP Larry Miller who thinks immigrants should “stay the hell where they came from” if they want to wear a niqab.

MP Laurie Hawn “personally witnessed” voter card shenanigans in the 2006 election and used it as justification for the “Fair Elections Act”.  Unfortunately, voter cards weren’t used until 2008.

Minister Vic Toews thinks you “stand with the child pornographers” if you don’t agree with his e-snooping bill.  He also blamed the opposition for not fighting hard enough against a Conservative appointee who ended up being a criminal.

Minister James Moore doesn’t think child poverty is the Federal Governments problem.

Even though the citizenship ceremony is apparently some kind of sacred ceremony in the eyes of the Conservatives, Minister Jason Kenney thought it would be a good idea to use staffers to pretend to be new Canadians for a citizenship ceremony stunt.

MP Patrick Brown used public money to fly to New York to run a marathon.

And finally, Chuck Strahl.  Who, while still holding some sort of oversight position with CSIS, registered as a lobbyist for the Northern Gateway Pipeline.  You know?  Former Conservative Minister Chuck Strahl?  Who resigned to allow his son to sketchily take his position?  And CSIS?  Who is secretly watching Northern Gateway protesters?  This thing is just so messy.

Terror!

This is one of my favourite stories of the last few years, as it so perfectly represents where our society is going.  I’m pretty sure this is a real story, but I would accept it if you told me it was actually satire.  A Muslim gentleman sent a text message to his coworkers encouraging them to “blow away the competition”.  He was fairly quickly arrested and branded a terrorist.

Bill C-51 is of course the biggie.  There is so much to say on this, and many, many people have pointed out many, many problems, including a group of ex-PM’s who encouraged the government to take another look.

But why worry?  We have watchdogs to oversee that stuff, right?  Except that the newly appointed privacy watchdog spent his career drafting the laws that he’s supposed to be watch-dogging.

But what is everybody afraid of?  Well, maybe the fact that run of the mill protesters might be branded terrorists?  Maybe the use of the bill as a hammer to quell environmental resistance?  Seriously.  They’re really concerned about this and have spent a lot of time tracking protests and protesters across the country.  For me, the worst case is having the RCMP spy on Northern Gateway protesters at the request of Enbridge.

Why are Conservatives so for “small government” except for when it’s literally about the most intrusive government actions possible?  Oh.  Wait.  They used to worry about just such things before they came to power.  Rightfully so.  Facebook spying.  Mass data collection on Canadians that they denied and then dismissed concerns over and refused to investigate. This is some real Big Brother type shit.   

Wrap-up

The hardest part of writing this has been weeding down 4 years of nonsense into one readable post.  If you have some time, I urge you to take a look at my 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2014 round-ups.  There’s a lot more stuff.

Honestly.  If you’re okay with all this stuff and still insist on voting Conservative.  Well.  Thanks for nothing.  My 2019 I-told-you-so won’t be so friendly.

Election Update #12 - Sept 29 - Oct 6

Steve's Australian campaign guru might be a tax cheat.  Probably the good kind of tax cheat though.

The special tipline to report "Barbaric Cultural Practices" is insane.  But I guess we've decided to make things already against the law super against the law in this regard, so it shouldn't surprise us.

Amazingly, when you make a big deal about the niqab, people start doing stupid things.  A pregnant lady wearing a niqab in Quebec is assaulted.  But it's not Jason Kenney's or the Conservatives fault, it's all those pesky troublemakers who think we shouldn't be making an election issue of something already decided by the courts.

Brad Butt has proven himself to be a major dip-shit, once again.  He made a joke/comment about revoking Mulcair's citizenship in response to concerns over the Cons draconian citizenship removal law.  These guys need to fuck off.  And to prove that it's a slippery slope...Not content with just stripping terrorists of their citizenship...sorry..."terrorists".  Steve wants to expand his stripping.

I get it.  Jobs are at stake.  But when your answer to why you won't do anything about a country beheading teenagers, it's not a super great argument for doing nothing.  As well, the union involved has asked the NDP to back off the issue.

Nothing has changed for Canada on intellectual property due to the TPP.  Except for all the stuff that has.  Extension of copyright, criminal culpability...etc.  Steve is full of shit.

This Shoal Lake story is baffling.  Is there something else going on?  How can a community have it's access cut off and no drinking water for close to 2 decades?

Jason Kenney should probably should just stop talking.  Here he suggests that English is just a bit better when it is unaccented.

No problem here.  The CRA partners with the CPA as the two fight out a court battle over tax fraud.  As well, the probe into those involved has expanded.

Steve has started Harper-splainin' the CBC's problems.  CBC head to Harper..."No, fuck you!"  Not an actual quote.

In Canada, police deal with pot possession once every 9 minutes.  And there is a huge discrepancy on how it is enforced, not only across the country, but city to city.

Our Veterans Affairs Minister says everything is rosy, it's just some of those gosh darn unions stirring up Veterans!

This feels a bit sketchy.  The Conservatives plan to create an official list of criminal gangs.  Which sounds good, until they start putting environmental groups on the list.

A pretty good reason for the Cons to not attend all candidates debates.  John Duncan tells natives to figure it out themselves when they ask for solutions to their poverty.

John Cummins blames missing aboriginal women for putting themselves in dangerous situations.  Because, you know, of all the choices they have to not get murdered.

Here's a screenshot of the Conservative candidate telling a constituent to get some life experience.

Danny Williams lays into Steve as a "borderline racist".

The Edmonton Police Chief blamed the drop in oil prices on a spike in crime in his City.  Probably Rachel Notley's fault too.

A Toronto area Tory candidate seems to get his news from Internet rumors, as he refers to a refugees paradise in Saudi Arabia for "so called refugees".

A Con candidate was drinking with some 16/17 year old girls.  There're accusations that he tried to buy their silence.

I don't have anything to say on this.  Julian Fantino faces a bizarre accusation.

Election Update #11 - Sept 18-28

People think that this eternal election campaign was some devious scheme by Stephen Harper to spend more money than his opponents.  But no.  They're wrong.  It was a devious scheme by Stephen Harper to bore the shit out of us so that we forget to vote.  I'm soooooooooooo bored of all this crap.  Maybe the debate tonight will change my mind?

I doubt it.

The Cons announced a massive donation to fight cancer...if they win the election...and implied support from the Terry Fox Foundation.  Once again, not Steve's fault.  He blames the Terry Fox Foundation for getting things wrong.

Diane Watts doesn't necessarily agree with the language contained in her own advertising, potentially.  Okay?

Jesus.  These guys need to just give the fuck up on their niqab ban.  How many millions are we spending pursuing this just so the Cons can appear anti-Muslim to voters?  And if the citizenship ceremony is so sacred...why are they doing things like this?

An NDP campaign sign has been defaced with...ummm...some pretty vulgar anti-muslim bullshit.  Congrats, Steve.

How did Joe Oliver get his job?  We're all wrong.  There's been no recession.

Canada now a net exporter of terrible environmental performance.  Barrick Gold just poisoned the shit out of a South American river.

Ottawa area Conservative candidates are not participating in debates.  Which is fine.  I mean, we don't really need to hear them say horrible things in public, do we?

The drug company that makes one drug and has pulled in $6 Billion in profits for it is suing the Canadian Government over their attempts to lower the price.

Some handy little ties between the Cons and KPMG, even during their tax fraud probe.

So Trudeau wants nothing do do with the F-35.  It's a shitshow over at Canada Politics.  So many defense experts!

There seems to be some documentation showing that Exxon knew about the causes of global warming back in the 70's.  Didn't we all though?

Election Update #10 - Sept 9-17

I kind of forgot how much election time sucks.  You've got all these politics tourists drifting in, super concerned about stuff after not giving a shit for years.  And you've got all these bozos tripping all over themselves to hand things out.  Does flying around the country making promises actually have an effect?  I'm sick of it.  I can't wait for this to be over.

This might be the final court loss for Steve.  Their idiotic niqab ban has been overturned.

8.7 Billion was left unspent by government last year.  Man.  It's easy to balance a budget when you don't do anything.

Rick Hillier thinks Canada can bring in 50,000 refugees.  Romeo Dallaire thinks that plan sucks.  Figures we can handle 90,000.

More truth about refugees.  41st in per capita acceptance of refugees...not first.

Now Syria is a "Terrorist War Zone".  Fuck that sounds scary.  Also, with followers like these..."How many kids drowned in pools in Canada this past summer? Do you blame the government for that?" is what a Conservative heckler said to journalists trying to ask qeustions.

Now "proper security screening" is preventing us from being the white knights of the international community.  Because all of the terrorists are planning on dropping flights full of refugees out of the sky.

Steve spouts nonsense in his Peter Mansbridge interview.  And...somehow suggests there's too many refugees to worry about doing anything about it?

The Atlantic counters the Atlantic counter to the New York Times article.

I assumed this was somebody making some kind of political commentary about Stephen Harper...but no...his own campaign is slapping "24 Hour Surveillance" decals on his campaign signs.  It's just insanely funny that nobody saw any problems with this.

Some background on the Australian dickface that the Cons have hired.  He sounds terrible.  Probably just as in touch with Canada as his bosses.

This was a story a few months ago, but now there are some actual details, and confirmation, that the Cons swapped gun legislation favours to gun nuts if they'd keep quiet about C-51.

"Is the Conservative Party buying likes on Facebook?"  I'm thinking "Yes".

This is funny.  I actually noticed the pages and pages of useless tweets when I tweeted at Cheryl Gallant that she sucks over her climate change denying infomercial.

Peter Kent has always been an idiot.  And this is why I would be horrified if my parents were on Twitter.  Why do Conservatives so quickly jump on these "check out these scary muslims!" tweet bandwagons?

Canadian troops have arrived at the proxy war in the Ukraine.

It would be delicious irony if the "Expats can't vote" enforcement inspired reams of expats to vote.  Some have found a loophole to do just that.  Show up in your old riding with proof of address and you're good to go.

Trudeau pointed out that some rich people use "small businesses" as tax loopholes.  I don't have a problem with that.

The CRA is accusing KPMG of creating a tax fraud scheme.

I feel like Steve has his opinion backwards. "Anything but Conservative 'absolute disaster' for Canada: Harper"

Jesus.  These ads are getting weird.  "Stephen Harper isn't perfect, but when it comes to the economy, we can depend on him."  What a stupid lady.  Is she not watching the news?

What the fuck?  Rupert Murdoch just bought National Geographic?

This is pretty great.  The White House produced a video highlighting all of Dick Cheney's lies.  As others pointed out though, it would have been better if they arrested him.